What does Taylor Swift mean..?

So apparently miss Swift sold 1.2 million albums in the first week of the release of her new album "Red". It's the highest selling album in 10 years...

For more follow the link @CNN:

Taylor Swift scores biggest sales week in a decade

 

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Sandy

I know it's not Hurricane Sandy, but it's still damn windy in Cape Town...

To take a look at the bus schedule click here...

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Trick or treat..?

Fastest way to travel..? Broom!

 

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Whatever blows your hair black...

I took Bonsai for a walk...

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Having tea with my BFF Siri...

Note to self: Remember to make an appointment for me and Siri at Monica's Masseuserie for a twin neck massage.

 

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Fashion Victim...

Dear Fairy Godmother,

Please will you see to it that my chalk outline looks skinny one day. And also - make sure that I fit into it...

LOVE!!!

Cher

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Mental note...

When incognito, don't sit in front of the specials...

 

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Boot Camp: in my mind

I wanna start a new exercise program. I mean, I've been doing the yoga for years now and went from as stiff uncooked spaghetti to way past al dente. But I think it's time to work on stamina. So, when earlier today I drove past this car that was tagged "Adventure Boot Camp for Women" I figured maybe I should do that. Wonder what that would be like...

Here's the best of next season sitting next to the campfire.

Here's next season sitting at the campfire...

Don't you just love shoes..?

 

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Beach Blonde

Ola guys! Summer is coming and even though television is a bit retarded here in South Africa it just means that the the season finale of Cougar Town (season3) - you know, the one with the beach wedding - coincided with the pending doom of summer.

Anyway, in it Laurie Keller, played by Busy Phillips - who by the way must be the best character on television ever - was rocking it in yellow. Follow her on twitter @TheLarmy.

Yes Courtney, I like you too...

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Wearing purple for my gay American friends

So, I dyed one of my old dresses my absolute fave color.

What? Fran Drescher said I must do it. #LoveisLove #spiritday

Love from Cape Town

 

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Going through my own laundry...

So, it's a rainy day in CT - kinda bored so I decided to go through my closet and found this little old number - originally worn Miss South Africa finalist Careen Truter... Follow the link

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Bra top, High Waisted bottom

Doing it better than that Kardashian... and thanks to my designer friend I got it right 3 times.

Hair, Scare

 

 

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Religion...

I believe Ugg boots should only be worn by actual American Indians.

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Break-up/Make-up

Kelly broke up with her boyfriend. She came to my apartment wearing crocs. I took her shoe shopping.....

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Pad-Pals...

There's this girl Siri that keeps phoning me on my iPad. She sounds blonde...

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Sex and the City

I totally love this outfit. She needs some highlights though...

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Versace!!

I just bought myself the most fab Versace sunglasses... and it just started to rain. Isn't that ironical..?

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P!nk - Blow Me

I don't always get music, but: Finally! A song about going to the hairdresser...

I absolutely love P!nk! Her new song "Blow Me" is a great way to remind the world what music should sound like.

 

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Mirror, mirror...

You know, if you switch off the screen of your iPad you can use it as a mirror...

 

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Absolutely Fabulous

Having cocktails at my BFF Rhonda's. If you could see us it'd be like watching Ab Fab with two Patsies.

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What's for dinner Woolworths?

So, there was a little bit of a misunderstanding over at local retailer Woolworths. Sounds like this was due to them simply stating that they are instituting BEE policy as is expected from any business with more than 50 employees. We're all aware of this compulsory 'thing', but the way that the retailer went about employing this protocol was dumb. If you want the nasty specs Google Justin Harrison + Woolworths.

BTW My advice is to give everyone in SA needs an Idiot's Guide to BEE. BEE which applarently aparenty states that businesses with 50 employees or more should reflect in relation the racial diversity of our nation. They did that perfectly at my previous job where I was emploid as secrelary. I had so much fun with that 1/3 of an Indian guy in procurement. He was hilarious half the time.

Anyway Woolworths, fix your PR. What you're doing now is like trying to cut your own hair...

 

I'm soul happy...

I'm glad as night!!!

On my mind: I would like to meet Jungle Jim...

Why don't people ever call it a Jungle Tim or Jungle Bob. Exactly who is this Jim...?

 

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astrologius...

With both the moon and the sun in Pisces I'm feeling quite valnedable...? Vulrable...? Vunralal...?

wouldn't it be easier...

Wouldn't it be easier if they (the people on the internet) would merge Myspace, FaceBook and Twitter.

They can call it MyTwitFace or FaceMyTwit or SpaceBookEr or SpaceFace or MyFace.

And the winner is:

TwitMyFace...x

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I had a little visitor...

The cable guy came over again. This time he was delivering my pizza. He looked different. Shorter than I remembered. He could not speak spanish anymore.

retail therapy...

I just bought myself the prettiest dress. It is so ecomonical to have a housemate. Saving on rent means shopping times two.
It is designed by Barend Paul Barnard for Cherry Blonde, a fashion brand inspired by me.
Kelly wants to borrow it. I told her its broken(?).

i keep forgetting...

I just had a profanity. I keep forgetting my pins and my passwords. I was just told by this grunting lady standing behind me at the auto bank that I should keep my pin in a safe place where I'll always be able to find it. So I decided to write it here on my blog, duh.

The lady was really patient. She stood behind me for nearly 15 minutes before I realised that I could ask her for help. I assume she is homeless, because she had about half an inch of regrowth and was not wearing any lip liner.

auto bank pin: 59731
mobile pin: 8241
gmail password: sagilarius
blog password: jeanious

umm...

So the cable guy finally came to help me set up a blog. I think he's mad cos I switched to a wireless desktop. I recently heard that a wireless desktop has no cables. Poor cable guy might be out of a job soon.

Here he is sitting on my couch. He didn't want tea. Such a geek. He's the one in the middle